Title: Jurassic Warehouse (Difficulties in Dinosaur Discipline)
Author: hibernate
Characters/pairing: Myka/HG, Pete, Claudia
Rating: PG / all ages
Wordcount: ~6,300 words
Note: Look, dinosaur fic is a totally legitimate fic genre. Don't judge me. Spoilers for season 3. Thanks to commoncomitatus for the awesome beta! ♥

Summary: There are dinosaurs in the Warehouse, and Myka is the only one who seems to understand that this is serious. (There may also be some feelings in trees.)

Also archived at AO3


( You bred raptors )

Sometimes I write comment fic. Here is a list of some more or less (okay, mostly less by now) recent ones, in the name of organisation:

Porn Battle XI:
Lunch (Legend of the Seeker RPF, Tabrett/Bridget, adult, prompt: trailer)
Safe Sex For Confessors (Magical Objects Edition) (Legend of the Seeker, Cara/Kahlan, adult, prompt: rada'han)

Seeker Kink Meme 2011:
To the Rhythm of My Heart (Legend of the Seeker, Kahlan/Dahlia, adult, prompt: strap-on)
Do That Magic Thing (Legend of the Seeker, Cara/Nicci, adult, prompt: magic)

Porn Battle XIII:
So Very Method (Warehouse 13 RPF, Jaime/Joanne, adult, prompt: in-character)

Seeker Kink Meme 2012:
Impulse (Legend of the Seeker, Dahlia/Garen, adult, prompt: trust)

Title: A Pirate's Guide to Exchanging Favors
Author: hibernate
Characters/pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: R / mature
Wordcount: ~6,700 words
Note: I don't even know what this is. Thanks to commoncomitatus for being a very patient beta!
Summary: PIRATE AU. In which Kahlan is a pirate queen with a weakness for Cara's ~ship.

Also archived on AO3.


( Arr, me hearty! )

or, Is That A Dinosaur In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me

Title: The Dinosaur Detour
Author: hibernate
Characters/pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: R / mature
Wordcount: ~4,200 words
Summary: A heartwarming story in which Cara and Kahlan adopt a baby pterosaur.

Note: Written for the Female Character Trope Fest: forced co-parenting. (And you doubted my commitment to putting dinosaurs/pterosaurs in all my fandoms.) Much thanks to commoncomitatus for the beta!

Also archived on AO3.


( Dinosaurs and feelings )

Headers are at Part One.

( Read more... )

Title: Pull Your Little Arrows Out
Author: hibernate
Pairing/character: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: Adult / NC-17
Wordcount: ~13,200 words (in total)
Note: No, I can't believe I wrote >13k words of completely shameless ~forced to share a bed~ fluff either. Much thanks to commoncomitatus for the awesome beta!

Summary: Sharing a bed is really the only rational option.

Also archived on AO3.


( It doesn't take long for Cara to realize that being banished to Aydindril is infinitely less torturous when she's relaxed from a good fight and at least a little bit drunk. )

Title: All This Running Around
Author: hibernate
Pairing/character: Cara/Kahlan (Cara/Confessor!Kahlan, feelings!Kahlan)
Rating: Adult / NC-17
Wordcount: ~6,400 words
Warnings: Non-graphic violence, some knife play
Note: Torn AU, for au_bingo: canon event changed. Presumes knowledge of episodes 2x10: Torn, through 2x13: Princess. commoncomitatus deserves an award for betaing like a superstar and talking to me calmly. I'm pretty sure this is all her fault, so that's as it should be.

Summary: In which Cara has two very different Kahlans on her hands and fails spectacularly at handling it. There are some feelings too.

Also archived on AO3.


( Surely two Kahlans are going to be better than one. )

Title: Like Dancing (or How Esther Figglesworth Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Her Job)
Author: hibernate
Pairing/character: Olivia/Astrid (noir!Olivia/Esther)
Rating: PG-13 / teen
Wordcount: ~2200 words
Note: Written for sheepfairy @ the girlsgunsfic ficathon. swatkat24 went beyond the call of duty to beta this on New Years Eve, of all days.
Summary: Based on the 2x20 Brown Betty AU - Esther Figglesworth is usually a sensible person, except when it comes to Detective Dunham.

Also archived on AO3.


( Wanted: assistant. O. Dunham, Private Investigations. )

Headers are at Part One.

( Read more... )