hibernate's stories
07 November 2015 @ 12:20 pm
Do the hustle!Collapse )
 
 
 
hibernate's stories
25 July 2013 @ 11:18 am
Hi! This is just a long overdue notice to say that this LJ is now defunct and won't be updated anymore. I'm sure you've already noticed, but I figured I'd make an ~official post about it.

Fic is posted exclusively to my AO3 account now. Thanks for this time, and see you elsewhere, perhaps!
 
 
 
hibernate's stories
Title: A Sudden Increase in the Ferret Population
Author: hibernate
Pairing/characters: Myka/H.G.
Rating: PG / all ages
Wordcount: ~2,300 words
Author's note: I feel I should apologise for this silliness.

Summary: Set during 4x02: "An Evil Within". One somewhat unlikely explanation for H.G.'s whereabouts, involving errant Artifacts and ferrets. [Spoilers for 4x02]

Also archived on AO3.


It's rather hard, Helena finds, to stay maudlin when there is a ferret climbing up to sit on one's headCollapse )
 
 
 
hibernate's stories
Title: Jurassic Warehouse (Difficulties in Dinosaur Discipline)
Author: hibernate
Characters/pairing: Myka/HG, Pete, Claudia
Rating: PG / all ages
Wordcount: ~6,300 words
Note: Look, dinosaur fic is a totally legitimate fic genre. Don't judge me. Spoilers for season 3. Thanks to commoncomitatus for the awesome beta! ♥

Summary: There are dinosaurs in the Warehouse, and Myka is the only one who seems to understand that this is serious. (There may also be some feelings in trees.)

Also archived on AO3.


You bred raptorsCollapse )
 
 
 
hibernate's stories
13 May 2012 @ 11:13 am
Sometimes I write comment fic. Here is a list of some more or less (okay, mostly less by now) recent ones, in the name of organisation:

Various Doctor Who things:
Forever (Doctor Who, Donna, Ten | all ages | prompt: stargazing)
Caught Up in Circles (Doctor Who | Donna/River | mature | prompt: freckles)
Scientific Curiosity (Doctor Who | Donna/girl!Ten | mature | prompt: genderbend)
Opportunity Seized, part 1 + part 2 (Doctor Who/Merlin | Christina de Souza, Ten, Morgana | all ages)
Serious Business (Doctor Who | Eleven, Donna | all ages)

Porn Battle XI:
Lunch (Legend of the Seeker RPF | Tabrett/Bridget | mature | prompt: trailer)
Safe Sex For Confessors (Magical Objects Edition) (Legend of the Seeker | Cara/Kahlan | mature | prompt: rada'han)

Seeker Kink Meme 2011:
To the Rhythm of My Heart (Legend of the Seeker | Kahlan/Dahlia | mature | prompt: strap-on)
Do That Magic Thing (Legend of the Seeker | Cara/Nicci | mature | prompt: magic)

Porn Battle XIII:
So Very Method (Warehouse 13 RPF | Jaime/Joanne | mature | prompt: in-character)

Seeker Kink Meme 2012:
Impulse (Legend of the Seeker | Dahlia/Garen | mature | prompt: trust)
 
 
 
hibernate's stories
Title: A Pirate's Guide to Exchanging Favors
Author: hibernate
Characters/pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: R / mature
Wordcount: ~6,700 words
Note: I don't even know what this is. Thanks to commoncomitatus for being a very patient beta!
Summary: PIRATE AU. In which Kahlan is a pirate queen with a weakness for Cara's ~ship.

Also archived on AO3.


Arr, me hearty!Collapse )
 
 
 
hibernate's stories
14 July 2011 @ 07:04 am
or, Is That A Dinosaur In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me

Title: The Dinosaur Detour
Author: hibernate
Characters/pairing: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: R / mature
Wordcount: ~4,200 words
Summary: A heartwarming story in which Cara and Kahlan adopt a baby pterosaur.

Note: Written for the Female Character Trope Fest: forced co-parenting. (And you doubted my commitment to putting dinosaurs/pterosaurs in all my fandoms.) Much thanks to commoncomitatus for the beta!

Also archived on AO3.


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hibernate's stories
Title: Pull Your Little Arrows Out
Author: hibernate
Pairing/character: Cara/Kahlan
Rating: Adult / NC-17
Wordcount: ~13,200 words (in total)
Note: No, I can't believe I wrote >13k words of completely shameless ~forced to share a bed~ fluff either. Much thanks to commoncomitatus for the awesome beta!

Summary: Sharing a bed is really the only rational option.

Also archived on AO3.


It doesn't take long for Cara to realize that being banished to Aydindril is infinitely less torturous when she's relaxed from a good fight and at least a little bit drunk.Collapse )
 
 
 
hibernate's stories
10 February 2011 @ 06:53 pm
Title: All This Running Around
Author: hibernate
Pairing/character: Cara/Kahlan (Cara/Confessor!Kahlan, feelings!Kahlan)
Rating: Adult / NC-17
Wordcount: ~6,400 words
Warnings: Non-graphic violence, some knife play
Note: Torn AU, for au_bingo: canon event changed. Presumes knowledge of episodes 2x10: Torn, through 2x13: Princess. commoncomitatus deserves an award for betaing like a superstar and talking to me calmly. I'm pretty sure this is all her fault, so that's as it should be.

Summary: In which Cara has two very different Kahlans on her hands and fails spectacularly at handling it. There are some feelings too.

Also archived on AO3.


Surely two Kahlans are going to be better than one.Collapse )